Thursday, August 25, 2005

FSU Scalps NCAA

Sorry, but I could not resist the tacky frontpage -like headline. Just in case this job does not work out, I am honing my headline writing skills.

I am happy to announce that FSU is rightly removed from the NCAA's list of banned Indian symbols. After a few weeks of protest and facts, the NCAA realized that FSU treats the Seminole tribe as partners and not a mascot.

Good luck to every other school in its fight with the NCAA. You are on your own. I offer no support to you. Especially those of you named Savages, Redskins, Braves or another ridiculously deragatory name (I am talking to you Fightin' Irish- I have never been in a fight in my life and am insulted by the stereotype).

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