The Macology (sung to the tune of the Doxology)
Praise Jobs from whom all iPhone Apps Flow
Praise Jobs all Elitists* here Below
Praise Jobs above all Internet Hosts**
Praise Jobs; Bill Gates Can Roast
(In Hell)***
*if you are being charitable you can insert artistes, designers, pastors, cool kids, etc.
if you are being less charitable you can insert consumers, tech slaves, Hipsters (my favorite), faux rebels or Lemmings
** for Google
***sung reverentially, like AMEN
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