Modern Rules to Live By

from Robert Friedman, an editor at the St. Pete Times comes this good advice.

Ten Modern Rules to Live By

1. Don't Go Hunting with Dick Cheney
2. Don't Go Drinking with Ted Kennedy
3. Don't Go Camping with Ned Beatty
4. Don't Heckle Ron Artest
5. Don't Try to Sell your collection of zany Prophet Mohammed cartoons on Ebay
6. If Paris Hilton invites you back to her place, check the bedroom for cameras
7. While you are at it, check the kitchen, too
8. If Angelina Jolie invites you back to her place, check the bedroom for a tattoo/ piercing artist named Meat
9. Be sure to make use of the nearest bathroom stall before attending a funeral at which Bill Clinton, Al Sharpton and Maya Angelou are scheduled to speak
10. Reconsider Rule 9 if the stall is already occupied by Jose Canseco and/or a Carolina Panthers cheerleader