Just in case you do not have plans for late March, I thought you may be interested in this wonderfully wholesome, positive and love-filled event. You can join Theocrats (or Christocrats) such as Senators Sam Brownback and John Cornyn, professional ethicist Tom DeLay, the honey lipped-talk show host Janet Parshall, noted pancake flipper Gary Bauer and assorted other dignitaries.
It is sponsored by Vision America, home to the Patriot Pastors committed to restoring America's original vision (which will make all Natives and blacks particularly happy) through mobilizing Pastors to win the War on Christianity. This year they aim to stop activist judges (only leftist activist judges or ALL activist judges?).
I wonder if they blocked the porn channels from the hotel used for the event?