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McSweeney's Presents Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years of Middle School and the Two Terms of the Bush Presidency. Oh yes.

For our troops in Iraq McSweeney's presents Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a Month as the Army Suggests.

and, after wasting precious time catching up with the demented lists section at McSweeney's, I give you If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals