We hid the tapes in a super secret spot that only that guy from National Treasure 2 can figure out. Heh, I like that guy. I liked it when he jumped out of a plane dressed like Elvis. He was in that weird movie where he played his brother and got killed by an alligator, wasn't he? I didn't like that one. I don't think he has ever been in my office though. If so, I had better check on those tapes. Whoops, this is not being recorded, is it?