Emerging Church rushed to Local Hospital

Minneapolis, MN- Contradictory reports are coming in. However, according to TMZ and Perez Hilton, the Emerging Church was rushed to an area hospital with cardiac arrest. Mrs. Church had been suffering from undisclosed illnesses in the recent past.

Although seeming to be older, she is merely 20 years old. Friend Tony Jones of Edina says the reports are erroneous and that The Emerging Church is alive and well, "maybe it was the Seeker Sensitive Church that was taken to the hospital, that thing has been on its last legs for 10 years."

Update- Reports from EMTs say the Church has died.